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Chicken Farm
There once was a little boy that lived on a farm.
One day, he went into the Chicken House and noticed a dead chicken with it's feet sticking up into the air.
The little boy ran to get his father, and asked him why the dead chicken's feet were sticking up in the air.
The father replied, "Well, son, that way Jesus can just pick up the chicken by it's legs and bring it off to Heaven."
The next day, when the father arrived home from the fields, the little boy ran to him as fast as he could, and cried, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy almost died today!"
"Why do you say that, son?" asked the father.
"Well," explained the little boy, "this afternoon, Mommy's legs were sticking up in the air and she was screaming 'Jesus! Jesus! I'm coming!' to the neighbor who was on top of her."
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